David Teller: Wannabe Cop, Bad Resume
David Seaton Teller, 24, of Fernandina Beach, Florida wanted to be a police officer. He applied for the job. During an interview, Teller admitted that in the last couple of years he had been peeking at and touching a little boy’s genitalia. I don’t know if he thought lying to get a job was worse than child molestation, or if he just got confused and thought he was applying for the priesthood. Regardless, police followed up and found that Teller had also been downloading pornography and that it was probably still on his computer. The Florida Department of Law Enforcement examined the computer and found that it contained many images of naked children in sexually suggestive poses and kids engaged in explicit sexual activities. Teller has been charged with possession of child pornography. He was being held on a $50,002 bond.
From David Teller’s Myspace (He’s known as "Tubbles"):
I am 25 years old. I drive a 2005 SRT-4. I was a chef for Ritz Carlton for 3 years years and Im 5’10, 185 lbs, Dirty Blond Hair, I have 6 Tattoos(Tribal dragon on my arm, asian lettering on my other arm, black panther on my back, red and black cross on my right wrist, a full colored dragon on my rib cage, and a red and black nautical star on the inside of my left arm), and I was in the Air National Guard. SECURITY FORCES HUA!!!! oh and im a EXPERT with the M-4 carbine, M-9 beretta 9mm, and the M-16 Hua!! I wear my heart on my sleeve and im not embarrassed to let the ones I love know it.
Teller said that he worked in security. A search of the Florida database did not reveal any license for Teller.
Labeled: Head Spa Valet Trainer Ritz Carlton Amelia Island
Tubbles’ "other look"
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i always thought he was gay. turned out to be a lot more complex than that. i mean wow…this really escalated quickly. i hope he moves far away. montana would suit him best.
May 24th, 2010 at 8:00 PM