David Teller: Wannabe Cop, Bad Resume
David Seaton Teller, 24, or Fernandina Beach, Florida wanted to be a police officer. He applied for the job. During an interview, Teller admitted that in the last couple of years he had been peeking at and touching a little boy’s genitalia. I don’t know if he thought lying to get a job was worse than child molestation, or if he just got confused and thought he was applying for the priesthood.








