Lindsey Lee Price is a Big Klutz
Lindsey Lee Price of Leaksville, North Carolina is a father. You wouldn’t know it from looking at the 21-year-old’s MySpace page, though. Yes, it does say "proud father." However, the photos he has posted depict anything but. The fact remains, though, that this moronic milquetoast has indeed fathered a child. The sad thing is, Lindsey wants the world to believe that he is a butterfingers. He’s a milquetoast, no doubt. Clumsy? That comes with the territory. Smoking dope and getting wasted on tequila doesn’t make for good manual dexterity or motor skills –much less parenting. However, it appears that Lindsey is not just a bungling bunghole who can’t walk down a flight of stairs without falling and hurting the baby really, really bad –which is what he claims happened. (I bet he got that haircut while running with scissors.)
The baby has a different version of events. You see, the child had injuries that were already in the process of healing when police responded to a call at the home on February 5 –injuries for which treatment was never sought. We’re not talking about some scratches or some other sort of boo boo. The six-week-old baby had sustained fractured bones and serious head injuries. Lindsey told police that he lost his balance and fell down the stairs with the baby. The medical director at the Children’s Hospital of the King’s Daughters in Norfolk, Virginia said that the injuries the baby had just didn’t match up with the bull he was trying to shovel. Price is being charged with malicious wounding and felony neglect.
A warrant was issued for Lindsey Price’s arrest. After some coaxing from his family, Price turned himself over to North Carolina authorities on February 13th. He’ll be stumbling around the Rockingham County jail until he’s taken back to Newport News. The baby is now with the mother.
Now, let’s take a look at this goofball, courtesy of his MySpace page. Lindsey likes to call himself "LWood." I think it’s because his head is made of knotty pine.
This one is when the baby was born. A father and his new son. How adorable! (Scary, ain’t it?)
This is Lindsey at the beach, sporting the "I’m too much of an imbecile to dress myself" look.
This one is sure to be something Jr. can look back on with fondness. Daddy’s so funny. By the way, he’s "HigH as HeLL" in this one.
Here’s a classic. Oops! Daddy fell down again. He’s so clumsy! Lindsey calls this one "gOnE ON PaTRo’N/."
Lindsey Lee Price, your son deserves much better than you. You deserve much more than you’ll get.
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The United States Constitution guarantees our right to “Innocent until proven guilty”. I understand how easy it is to assume that if a person is charged with a crime then they must be guilty. I am guilty of this myself. As Lindsey's mother I have realized how often I have made this same assumption. This charge will be heard in a court of law and evidence will be presented that will prove the innocence of my son. I am certain that he did not intentionally do any harm to his six week old son. I am so sickened by this over done coverage of a criminal case that has not been tried yet, it is truly killing me. No one has compassion for anyone these days, not even my grandson who may one day have to read about his fathers wrongful charges and ask how the justice system was so cruel. As a side note my grandson is doing very well after a five day hospital stay at an excellent hospital. He does not appear to have any lasting effects from the fall he took down 15 steps onto a tiled landing. We are very fortunate and thankful. The Lindsey “gone on patron” photo was taken before the conception of his son as was the “high as hell” photo. As far as his manner of dress I find it typical and accurate for a twenty year old boy from a lower middle class upbringing. I have worked hard my whole life to be a good parent and to instill values with my children. My son is by no means perfect but is not so different from most. I am currently attending college for my bachelors degree in hopes of working with juveniles with the same background as my son. We are a normal family with very unusual circumstances that are crippling us all emotionally. Critique him and myself until you feel ok about it………..I cant stop it.I appreciate the opportunity to at least express myself. I am sure it makes no difference to anyone reading this that our whole family is suffering tremendously from articles like this one!!!
March 2nd, 2009 at 8:11 PMMama Lori,
Thank you for responding to my post. I realize it might have been a little provoking. It was written for that very purpose. Child abuse is something that needs to be taken seriously. Until we learn to realize that love doesn't mean condoning abuse, the abuse will continue.
I respect you son's right to the presumption of innocence. In fact, you may notice the brief reminder at the top of every post on this site. The United States Constitution also guarantees my right to express my opinion, which I have done, and have allowed you to do. I am not the law. I am not the judge or the jury. what I say makes no difference in what happens to your son in the justice system. I am, however, very glad to see the law is doing what it can to prosecute your son.
You are trying to make this an issue about yourself. This is not about you. This is about your son –and more importantly your grandson. I'm sure you did the best job you could have done with what you had to work with. I don't care when the pictures were taken. If he was “gone on patron” or “high as hell” after his baby was born is beside the point. If he was wearing the same damn clothes in the baby picture as he was when he was blasted makes no difference to me.
Your son is not a “twenty-year-old boy.” He is a grown man. He is a father. He is not a child. A child was in his care. According to medical experts, that child had injuries that were sustained before the fall or the drop or whatever you choose to call it. You are very fortunate. You should be thankful. Your grandson is lucky to be alive.
You can blame the press. You can blame people like me. However, the suffering that you are experiencing is nothing compared to what that baby has had to go through. So, please, direct your anger at the source. Your son is a child abuser. You need to accept that and deal with it. Ignoring the problem and pretending it isn't there will only enable more abuse, only now with your blessing. If you are the great person you proclaim yourself to be, you will get over yourself and deal with it. That is what your grandchild desperately needs.
It was nice hearing from you, and I wish you no ill will. On the contrary, I hope you and your family get through this terrible time.
Sincerely,
Chris
March 2nd, 2009 at 10:04 PMThe United States Constitution guarantees our right to “Innocent until proven guilty”. I understand how easy it is to assume that if a person is charged with a crime then they must be guilty. I am guilty of this myself. As Lindsey's mother I have realized how often I have made this same assumption. This charge will be heard in a court of law and evidence will be presented that will prove the innocence of my son. I am certain that he did not intentionally do any harm to his six week old son. I am so sickened by this over done coverage of a criminal case that has not been tried yet, it is truly killing me. No one has compassion for anyone these days, not even my grandson who may one day have to read about his fathers wrongful charges and ask how the justice system was so cruel. As a side note my grandson is doing very well after a five day hospital stay at an excellent hospital. He does not appear to have any lasting effects from the fall he took down 15 steps onto a tiled landing. We are very fortunate and thankful. The Lindsey “gone on patron” photo was taken before the conception of his son as was the “high as hell” photo. As far as his manner of dress I find it typical and accurate for a twenty year old boy from a lower middle class upbringing. I have worked hard my whole life to be a good parent and to instill values with my children. My son is by no means perfect but is not so different from most. I am currently attending college for my bachelors degree in hopes of working with juveniles with the same background as my son. We are a normal family with very unusual circumstances that are crippling us all emotionally. Critique him and myself until you feel ok about it………..I cant stop it.I appreciate the opportunity to at least express myself. I am sure it makes no difference to anyone reading this that our whole family is suffering tremendously from articles like this one!!!
March 3rd, 2009 at 2:11 AMThe United States Constitution guarantees our right to “Innocent until proven guilty”. I understand how easy it is to assume that if a person is charged with a crime then they must be guilty. I am guilty of this myself. As Lindsey's mother I have realized how often I have made this same assumption. This charge will be heard in a court of law and evidence will be presented that will prove the innocence of my son. I am certain that he did not intentionally do any harm to his six week old son. I am so sickened by this over done coverage of a criminal case that has not been tried yet, it is truly killing me. No one has compassion for anyone these days, not even my grandson who may one day have to read about his fathers wrongful charges and ask how the justice system was so cruel. As a side note my grandson is doing very well after a five day hospital stay at an excellent hospital. He does not appear to have any lasting effects from the fall he took down 15 steps onto a tiled landing. We are very fortunate and thankful. The Lindsey “gone on patron” photo was taken before the conception of his son as was the “high as hell” photo. As far as his manner of dress I find it typical and accurate for a twenty year old boy from a lower middle class upbringing. I have worked hard my whole life to be a good parent and to instill values with my children. My son is by no means perfect but is not so different from most. I am currently attending college for my bachelors degree in hopes of working with juveniles with the same background as my son. We are a normal family with very unusual circumstances that are crippling us all emotionally. Critique him and myself until you feel ok about it………..I cant stop it.I appreciate the opportunity to at least express myself. I am sure it makes no difference to anyone reading this that our whole family is suffering tremendously from articles like this one!!!
March 3rd, 2009 at 2:11 AMMama Lori,
Thank you for responding to my post. I realize it might have been a little provoking. It was written for that very purpose. Child abuse is something that needs to be taken seriously. Until we learn to realize that love doesn't mean condoning abuse, the abuse will continue.
I respect you son's right to the presumption of innocence. In fact, you may notice the brief reminder at the top of every post on this site. The United States Constitution also guarantees my right to express my opinion, which I have done, and have allowed you to do. I am not the law. I am not the judge or the jury. what I say makes no difference in what happens to your son in the justice system. I am, however, very glad to see the law is doing what it can to prosecute your son.
You are trying to make this an issue about yourself. This is not about you. This is about your son –and more importantly your grandson. I'm sure you did the best job you could have done with what you had to work with. I don't care when the pictures were taken. If he was “gone on patron” or “high as hell” after his baby was born is beside the point. If he was wearing the same damn clothes in the baby picture as he was when he was blasted makes no difference to me.
Your son is not a “twenty-year-old boy.” He is a grown man. He is a father. He is not a child. A child was in his care. According to medical experts, that child had injuries that were sustained before the fall or the drop or whatever you choose to call it. You are very fortunate. You should be thankful. Your grandson is lucky to be alive.
You can blame the press. You can blame people like me. However, the suffering that you are experiencing is nothing compared to what that baby has had to go through. So, please, direct your anger at the source. Your son is a child abuser. You need to accept that and deal with it. Ignoring the problem and pretending it isn't there will only enable more abuse, only now with your blessing. If you are the great person you proclaim yourself to be, you will get over yourself and deal with it. That is what your grandchild desperately needs.
It was nice hearing from you, and I wish you no ill will. On the contrary, I hope you and your family get through this terrible time.
Sincerely,
Chris
March 3rd, 2009 at 4:04 AMMama Lori,
Thank you for responding to my post. I realize it might have been a little provoking. It was written for that very purpose. Child abuse is something that needs to be taken seriously. Until we learn to realize that love doesn't mean condoning abuse, the abuse will continue.
I respect you son's right to the presumption of innocence. In fact, you may notice the brief reminder at the top of every post on this site. The United States Constitution also guarantees my right to express my opinion, which I have done, and have allowed you to do. I am not the law. I am not the judge or the jury. what I say makes no difference in what happens to your son in the justice system. I am, however, very glad to see the law is doing what it can to prosecute your son.
You are trying to make this an issue about yourself. This is not about you. This is about your son –and more importantly your grandson. I'm sure you did the best job you could have done with what you had to work with. I don't care when the pictures were taken. If he was “gone on patron” or “high as hell” after his baby was born is beside the point. If he was wearing the same damn clothes in the baby picture as he was when he was blasted makes no difference to me.
Your son is not a “twenty-year-old boy.” He is a grown man. He is a father. He is not a child. A child was in his care. According to medical experts, that child had injuries that were sustained before the fall or the drop or whatever you choose to call it. You are very fortunate. You should be thankful. Your grandson is lucky to be alive.
You can blame the press. You can blame people like me. However, the suffering that you are experiencing is nothing compared to what that baby has had to go through. So, please, direct your anger at the source. Your son is a child abuser. You need to accept that and deal with it. Ignoring the problem and pretending it isn't there will only enable more abuse, only now with your blessing. If you are the great person you proclaim yourself to be, you will get over yourself and deal with it. That is what your grandchild desperately needs.
It was nice hearing from you, and I wish you no ill will. On the contrary, I hope you and your family get through this terrible time.
Sincerely,
Chris
March 3rd, 2009 at 4:04 AM