Justin Johnson is a Perverted Punk
Justin Johnson and his friends watched a DVD of Dane Cook –and they thought it was funny. But wait… It gets worse. Much worse. These guys thought that Dane Cook was so funny that they must imitate him. I’m not talking about standing up and making observations and pretending that those observations are humorous and not just mundane observations. They could have done that, but without a laugh track, or drunk people giggling, it just wouldn’t be the same. So, they thought it might be fun to actually go as far as recreating the stupid actions that Dane Cook related on the DVD. They would do it for real, only on a much greater level. Dane Cook could eats his heart out. If you find Dane Cook to be an example of the radical decline in humor, you will find the antics of this gang of reprobates to be seriously disturbing.
In case you don’t know who Dane Cook is or what these punks thought was so damn funny, or you just happen to be a glutton for punishment, I have provided a link to a sample of his lame attempt at comedy: Dane Cook BnE In the interest of being fair to Mr. Cook, I’m sure he finds the actions of this gang of assminds to be reprehensible and by no means endorses these actions.
Since July of 2007Justin Johnson,18, and his hoodlum friends James McCauley, 18, Brandon Puryear, 19. Mary Kristin Theall, 17 and James Lott, 19, have terrorized a Lubbock, Texas family. They began by breaking into the family’s truck and setting off fireworks in the cab. Over the next year, the punks spray-painted obscenities on their vehicles, kicked in the front door (Dane Cook style), and smashed their storm door with bricks.
The family installed a surveillance system and caught the young goons on camera last June. After a police officer recognized one of them, the rest of the bunch went down like dominoes. I think there might be a few still on the loose, though. The destructive gang of numskulls will likely see prison, being as burglary and criminal mischief are crimes and all.
Now this story gets even darker. So dark, I’m sure even those hoodlum friends of Justin were in shock. It seems that Justin Johnson has an eye for children. He has an abiding interest in child pornography.
As police were investigating the charges of criminal mischief against Johnson, which were brought about because of the above described actions, his computer was confiscated. On that computer, police found 23 movies and two pictures containing illicit images of children. The names of the files left no mistake as to what the documents themselves contained. One of the files indicated that the subject contained within was only eight years old. Others were named "pre teen hardcore," "pedofilia," "pedo," and "incest." This was no small amount of accidentally downloaded illegal files among many perfectly legal ones. This was the collection of someone with the lust of a pedophile.
Johnson’s bond was set at $100,00 dollars. He sits in the Lubbock County Jail.
On his MySpace page, Johnson’s age is listed as only "13 years old." A sign, perhaps?
its }THE JUSTIN{
"testies… testies… one.. two.. three.. "
Male
13 years old
EL-BEE-KAY, Texas
United StatesLast Login: 10/28/2008
Mood: pirate
I doubt that Johnson will see any really hard time. He’ll probably be out sooner rather than later. It’s just a feeling I have.
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